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So I’m sitting here on the plane on Ambien. Let me explain: I only took it because I have a serious fear of flying and need it so I can sleep through the unbearable bumpy air pockets in the sky that scare the shit out of me. (Yes I’m aware you’re way more likely to […]
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Helllooooo lady! I know I’ve been MIA but life has just been so busy …ridiculous, I know, since I quit my job, and will probably not have this much free time for a long while. But alas, I write today not to tell you that I’ll now be back at my blog full force, but […]
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Every time I sit down to write this blog post, I end up doing something else instead. I find myself reading, yes that’s right, reading. Granted I’m doing it because it makes me all hot and bothered, but hey, I’m still reading. Such good prep for law school. Lolz. If you hadn’t guessed I’m talking about Fifty Shades of Grey.
Yes, that fucking book. Mommy porn. So yah, so sorry I haven’t written in a while but I’m just too busy getting super turned on by the seksiest thing I’ve read since, well, ever. But the longer I wait to write this, the less important what I write becomes– the amount of shit out there on Fifty Shades is epically absurd (almost as many as there are Carly Rae Jepsen covers [blog post coming soon]). It seems everyone and their mom (literally) has an opinion on this scandalous page turner.
But enough about that, lets focus on the important part – what these characters look like… Duh
So Christian Grey turns every lady on with his penetrating eyes and his dark ways, but everyone pictures him just a little but different. I would say this is acceptable except for two reasons. 1 – I clearly have a specific image of him and I know best. 2 – It’s coming out as a movie so there will be an actual Christian soon enough. I am choosing to ignore the horrifying thought that how the fuck are they gonna make it into a movie without either A) ruining it or B) making it a porn. Seriously though?
Buy whatever, I don’t give a shit, I know I’ll see it anyway. So below I’ve given you my short list of people who I want to play Christian Gray and also, very important, though everyone tends to only be concerned with Christian, Anastasia. Because lets be honest, nothing will make me angrier than seeing some acteess who I hate having seriously steamy dirty sex with someone like Alexander Skarsgard. Clearly a movie ruiner.
I know there’s a ton of seksi dudes out there, Ryan Gosling, Chase Crawford, the list goes on, but these are my 3 favs…
1. Matt Bomer. Like helllllllllllllo Christian. How are you today? Seriously though, he is without a doubt my number 1 pick and I honestly think that he might actually be Christian. Turns out this is a true story or something.
2. Alexander Skarsgard. Hi, I’m a dirty sex god worth billions of dollars. See ya….
3. Taylor Kitsch. Oh. My. God. That’s all. Bye.
And now the ladies. Quite possibly the hardest thing I’ve ever done, because seriously, no matter what, I honestly feel I should be Playing Ana. I do in my dreams every night…..
1. Jennifer Lawrence. Well, I am a Hunger Games/Katniss Everdeen obsessor and I honestly think Jennifer Lawrence is the perfect person for Ana. She’s an awesome actress so I’d love to see her do an O on the big screen. Though honestly, with any of those dudes that shouldn’t be too hard.
She can do it up…
And I can 100% see her as an innocent and naive girl.
2. Emma Watson. She won me over as Hermione… so I won’t completely hate her getting to be the luckiest girl ever.
Clearly she can be seksi….
Tell me this doesn’t look like a younger version of Anastasia Steele…?
3. Emilie Clark. I am fucking OBSESSED with her (and Game of Thrones.)
Blonde or brunette, it doesn’t matter she’s soooo hot.
Tell me that’s not your plane jane but striking Ana?!
Ok seriously, time to get back to my reading. Sorry if I don’t blog again for another month… it’s E. L. James’ and her mid life crisis’ fault!
Ryan Gosling. People are obsessed. (I might be one of those people.) So dedicated they’ll protest anyone who disagrees. He’s even been made into a pancake…. Check out some awesome Ryan Gosling stuff below, and go ahead and admit it — you’re obsessed with him too.
He just looks so good. Even when he’s traveling…
Want more flawless shots when he’s not even paying attention? Click here.
Oh and have you met feminist Ryan Gosling? Because he’s pretty fab….
For more of feminist Ryan click here.
Ryan Gosling is cuter than a puupy. You know it’s true.
For more pictures where Ryan is cuter than a puppy, click here!
And have you seen him with HIS dog?!
For literally every picture of Ryan and his dog that is on the internet, click here.
Plus he’s a really good guy! Honestly, if you’re not on the Ryan Gosling train yet, just watch this and then hop on. You won’t want to get off…
The time has come — it’s here: The dreaded bikini season. The worst/best time of year for any young lady who only owns bikinis but thinks she should just be wearing a one piece — sort of like myself. And I know who to blame for that. Those batchy celebrities who make it their business to look so fly in bathing suits and make me feel like I need to look the same. Not to mention an evil known as photoshop. So RUDE! “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” HA! Just about anything worth eating tastes BETTER. But who am I kidding, there’s nothing I love more, than quietly judging strangers around me while I turn golden brown under those lovely UV rays. Here I come Jersey Shore… bring it on summer sun, enjoy my body fat while I pretend I look like these galz…
1. Annalynne Mccord
2. Bethany Frankel
3. Lea Michele
4. Taylor Swift
5. Miley Cyrus
6. Kim Kardashian
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Megan Fox
9. Julia Roberts — like are you kidding me, she is 44 freaking years old and she looks better than me.
10. And of course… Kate Upton.
How could I post about bikinis without mentioning this girl whose recent cat daddy video has probably found a wonderful place in your your boyfriend’s brain.
Since 2012 is the last year of earth, it’s a good thing so many awesome movies are coming out — gotta get ‘em in before the world ends… check out some of my favorites! Can’t wait for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter to become more than just an awesome book that made me actually think Vampires were real…
1. Hysteria — May 18th.
2. Men in Black 3 — May 25th.
3. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter — June 22nd.
4. Your Sister’s Sister — June 29th.
7. Hope Springs — August 10th.
8. Lawless — August 31st.
9. Peace, Love and Misunderstanding — September 14th.
10. This is 40 — December 21st.
Lately, my boyfriend has been obsessed with StumbleUpon… It’s a great site for those of you who don’t know it. You input things you’re interested in reading about, and each time you click “STUMBLE” it brings you a new randomly selected page that matches your interests…. Well, from this process, he found quite a gem (though I’m not completely sure what he put into his interests to bring him here.) Below are 10 of my favorite photos from this adorable site…. Check them out— I know what I’ll be doing with my pets later!
I told you not to make the HULK ANGRY!
http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/ Said: St. Patrick’s Day Hangover
http://guapola.wordpress.com/ Said: “And you thought blueballs were bad?”
http://amorsthoughts.wordpress.com/ Said: Here’s to GOING GREEN
Appropriate for my site yes! For my usual readership, hell Yes! For other stick up the ass, bouche, condescending sites whose readers have the attention span of a gerbil, the sense of humor of a comma patient - Maybe not so much!
Though I’m having anxiety about certain of my favorite shows which have not yet gotten the official OK, I can rest a BIT easier knowing that these 10 amazballz shows will be gracing us with their presence next television season! WOO WOO
1. 2 Broke Girls (CBS)
2. The Amazing Race (CBS)
3. Glee (Fox)
4. Grimm (NBC)
5. New Girl (Fox)
6. Boardwalk Empire (HBO)
7. Game of Thrones (HBO)
8. Dexter (SHO)
9. Nurse Jackie (SHO)
10. Homeland (SHO)
